The Lush Poet
Robert Burns is at it again! Robert Burns, a Scotsman known for his poetry as well as his alcoholism, was reported last night to be drunk and on a rampage at the local inn. He was seen to have staggered in shouting obscenities at the customers and taking advantage of the waitresses in a crude and offensive manner. The men at the inn started to come to the help of the waitresses and began threatening him with physical violence. The inn keeper who was working the bar told us "Robert Burns just walked right in and began acting like a complete drunken fool, I saw it with my own eyes!" The inn keeper swears it’s true. Is this the last we’ve seen of Robert Burns? I doubt it very much, only a matter of time till we see what happens next with our infamous poet.
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